NCHS Laffy Taffy Collection
		Click the answer button to see the answer. What do you call a dog at the beach? Answer a hot dog What do turtles do when they are bored? Answer They play hide in shell. What did one math book say to another? Answer I have alot of problems. What did the rabbit say to the turtle? Answer Ready hare we go. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? Answer A spelling bee. What did the skunk say when the wind changed? Answer It all comes back to me now. Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon? Answer Because it was full. Why did the orange juice help the lemon? Answer Because it wanted to be lemonade. What do ducks and humans have in common? Answer They both have bills. Why did the bear run around his bed? Answer Because he wanted to catch up on his sleep. Why did the lady leave her handkerchief under the tree? Answer Because it was a weeping willow. Where did the kittens go on a class trip? Answer To the meow-seum. Why do bees have sticky hair? Answer They use honeycomes. What did the graduated cylinder say? Answer Looks like I measured up for success. What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? Answer Put it on my bill. How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Answer You rocket. What do skeletons say before dinning? Answer "Bone"appetit. When do sea creatures make a wish? Answer When they see a star fish. What happens when a cannon ball flies into the ocean? Answer The fish have a blast. What do you call a car that never stops? Answer A cargo. What room can no one enter? Answer A mushroom. Why didn't the Leopard go on vacation? Answer It didn't find the right spot. What do you call two witches living together? Answer Broom-mates. What did the hippie pencil say to the hippie paper? Answer Write on man. What is a ghost's favorite ride at the fair? Answer A roller ghoster. What did the water say to the sponge? Answer Out soaking. What do you call the small rivers that flow into the nile? Answer Juveniles. How does a man on a moon get his haircut? Answer Eclipse it. Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? Answer Don't press your luck. Why did the water get upset? Answer Because he thought his life was going down the drain. What do you do when your foot is asleep? Answer Put an alarm clock by it. What has teeth but can't bite? Answer A comb. What kind of clothes would a frog wear? Answer Jump suits. What kind of jokes does popcorn like? Answer Corney ones. How can you tell when a train has gone through town? Answer It always leaves tracks. What kind of bird wears armor? Answer A knight-owl. What goes tick-tick, woof-woof? Answer A watchdog What do you call a monkey who eats potato chips? Answer A chip-monk. What is the clumsiest bee? Answer A bumbling bee. What do you get when you cross a goose with a camel? Answer Goose bumps. Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter? Answer So they wont freeze their buns. What kind of shoes do frogs like to wear? Answer open toad Why couldn't the pig write? Answer because his pen was out of ink What ship do you take to go to college Answer a scholarship